johnwilly
30th April 2010, 19:24
Gordon brown trravels to Palestine on a state visit.
While he is there he suddenly dies.
The Palestinians tell the British Government and as a goodwill gesture they offer to bury brown for the sum of £100 or they will send him back to England to be buried there for £5000.
After extra-ordinary meetings the British Government offer the Palestinians £5000000 to send him back for burial.
The Palestinians, flabbergasted at this offer asked why when they would do it for just £100.
Well it's like this the Ambassador said to the Palestinians, when you last buried someone he rose again after 3 days.
While he is there he suddenly dies.
The Palestinians tell the British Government and as a goodwill gesture they offer to bury brown for the sum of £100 or they will send him back to England to be buried there for £5000.
After extra-ordinary meetings the British Government offer the Palestinians £5000000 to send him back for burial.
The Palestinians, flabbergasted at this offer asked why when they would do it for just £100.
Well it's like this the Ambassador said to the Palestinians, when you last buried someone he rose again after 3 days.