barneymather
29th May 2011, 22:10
The thread subject heading should say One's not amused - I delivered the wotsit before I was ready and it's never happened to me before, honest.
Dunno if there's any folks on the forum who catch The One Show now and again. It's not what you'd call must-see telly and Keith or Patrick Veitch have yet to make an appearance on it to inspire us two-bob punters, but I sometimes watch it when I'm having me tea, as former host Adrian Chiles might say.
Anyway, one of the presenters is Miranda Krestovnikoff, and I have to admit I've wondered if she's related to the Russian transsexual Hudja Nikabolokov. Answers on an e-card please.
Adrian Chiles did something I don't have the bottle to do by buying a big motorbike a few years back. He was pictured in the papers giving Christine Bleakley a ride on it, and when Frank Lampard heard about it he was said to be mightily relieved it wasn't a Chopper.
I do hope there's no dirty-minded devils on the forum who read a double-meaning into that last comment. I was of course referring to Frank being worried that his beau might not feel safe on a Chopper, given its design. It's a mighty beast - some would say fearsome - and certain folks find it tricky to handle at the best of times.
Adrian Chiles freely admits he's not the world's most handsome bloke and has been quoted as saying he can't watch Daybreak as he finds himself "repellent". That reminds me of the late Mike Reid's comment when his missus said often felt unwell when looking in the mirror : "Well, you might feel ill but there's **** all wrong with your eyesight".
Dunno if there's any folks on the forum who catch The One Show now and again. It's not what you'd call must-see telly and Keith or Patrick Veitch have yet to make an appearance on it to inspire us two-bob punters, but I sometimes watch it when I'm having me tea, as former host Adrian Chiles might say.
Anyway, one of the presenters is Miranda Krestovnikoff, and I have to admit I've wondered if she's related to the Russian transsexual Hudja Nikabolokov. Answers on an e-card please.
Adrian Chiles did something I don't have the bottle to do by buying a big motorbike a few years back. He was pictured in the papers giving Christine Bleakley a ride on it, and when Frank Lampard heard about it he was said to be mightily relieved it wasn't a Chopper.
I do hope there's no dirty-minded devils on the forum who read a double-meaning into that last comment. I was of course referring to Frank being worried that his beau might not feel safe on a Chopper, given its design. It's a mighty beast - some would say fearsome - and certain folks find it tricky to handle at the best of times.
Adrian Chiles freely admits he's not the world's most handsome bloke and has been quoted as saying he can't watch Daybreak as he finds himself "repellent". That reminds me of the late Mike Reid's comment when his missus said often felt unwell when looking in the mirror : "Well, you might feel ill but there's **** all wrong with your eyesight".