piggy
20th November 2016, 09:17
"999 Which emergency service do you require, Sir?"
"Police, please. My house is going to be burgled by four scouse kids."
"Are they on the premises now, Sir?"
"No, they're moving in next door."
"Police, please. My house is going to be burgled by four scouse kids."
"Are they on the premises now, Sir?"
"No, they're moving in next door."