in the garden

what you lot all got in your gardens then.
i've got
17 fully grown pine trees
15 olive trees
3 orange trees
6 almond trees
2 lemon trees
1 sharron fruit tree
1 fig tree
1 bayleaf tree
1 2.4m diameter satalite dish
1 well
4 plum trees
i had a few more trees but liked using the chain saw Ooo
oh and a swimming pool.

and a picture of alan shearer in my garage

Unlike my Mother, who loves gardening, My garden is not the best kept one in the world.

I have:

A broken washing machine, a broken T.V. Hedges that need cutting, Empty beer cans down the back from the scumbags that drink in the laneway, and a spilled tin of paint in the shed that I have yet to clean up.

:(

Two and a half tons of ReadyMix :)

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Originally Posted by silax

what you lot all got in your gardens then.
i've got
17 fully grown pine trees
15 olive trees
3 orange trees
6 almond trees
2 lemon trees
1 sharron fruit tree
1 fig tree
1 bayleaf tree
1 2.4m diameter satalite dish
1 well
4 plum trees
i had a few more trees but liked using the chain saw Ooo
oh and a swimming pool.

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You live in a grand country hall?

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Originally Posted by wbailey

Unlike my Mother, who loves gardening, My garden is not the best kept one in the world.

I have:

A broken washing machine, a broken T.V. Hedges that need cutting, Empty beer cans down the back from the scumbags that drink in the laneway, and a spilled tin of paint in the shed that I have yet to clean up.

:(

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Ah well .... no surprise there then!

a bed a wardrobe, a chair, a table with moss on.4.56 million weeds.

and a manchester united scarf hangin out my bedroom window.

Horse poo at the moment :yikes:

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Originally Posted by Win2Win

Horse poo at the moment :yikes:

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is that to keep the sheep within grabing distance

can't see at the moment - its too dark :doh

2 dead bodies (shallow buried)
17 million in Irish Currency (Deep Buried)
Cannibis
Magic Mushrooms

And some daffodils

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Originally Posted by radders

You live in a grand country hall?

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nope big garden small house

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Originally Posted by vegyjones

2 dead bodies (shallow buried)

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That's no way to talk about the Labour and Conservative parties. :D

I wouldn't dare bury them in my garden John!

They'd tax me for their use as fertilisation. :yikes:

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Originally Posted by silax

nope big garden small house

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LOL :)

A small pond with a handful of goldfish and at the moment thousands of tadpoles. ONe of those whirly washing line thingies, a shed with loads of gardening stuff, most of which is hardly used. What else.. oh yeah, 2 old rabbit / guinea pig hutches, a couple of cage things we use when we let the guinea pigs out for a run on the fresh grass, a bird table and a bird bath, and buried in one corner, a rabbit, guinea pig and the ashes of our old dog Louis. Down the bottom (wild) end of the garden is a fallen down greenhouse, some of which is falling into next doors garden, plus other assorted garden rubbish, and possibly an old telly we didn't have room to dispose of elsewhere at the time. Can't see it anyway as it's buried under hedge trimmings and other stuff.

2 Ex-wives
A Weeping Willow
3 One-Night Stands
The Old Parish Priest
A Jehovas Witness, Family of 4...
A Version of The King James Bible....

Jimmy Hoffa.

Don't tell anyone, there's a hosepipe in mine. :yikes:

15 florescent golfballs and a tin can
small pond full of frogs and tadpoles
tree
some plant's / weeds round the borders.

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Originally Posted by Onlyforfun

Don't tell anyone, there's a hosepipe in mine. :yikes:

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There's one in mine too but we're not on a ban. We've got loads of water, we get ours from aquifers in the Bunter sandstone, so water shortages don't apply around this area.:)
http://www.nottshistory.org.uk/swinn.../chapter15.htm

we just have rain up here :(

what's rain? :(

I don't have a garden, I have a wilderne .... er, I mean an ecological paradise :D

I don't know what's in mine.....I can't see that far :D

Loads of overgrown grass that grew so tall it fell flat and died then mossed over and now new grass loads of weeds a massive hedge again overgrown a fallen treetop , a green watering can on its side and one of those dustbin things made out of metal for burning stuff an insinuator

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Originally Posted by Street cry

and one of those dustbin things made out of metal for burning stuff an insinuator

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Are you suggesting I burn things in the garden then :laugh

A maze, four and a half acres of cherry trees just about to bloom, an avenue of poplars, a greenhouse, a ha ha lined with cowslips, a stream ditto and primroses, two pleached hazel tunnels leading to a wood, a lake containing a load of frogs, frogspawn and newts, a field of fritillaries, seventeen Malus trees (crab apple) an avenue of pear trees, a barn, five stables, a swimming pool, a long grass walk of daffodils...lots of hellebores under the other cherry trees, a kitchen garden.. potatoes beans and peas just in....beech trees - haven`t counted - three sheds, one about to collapse,a walnut tree, a holly tree, some garden sculptures of fox, geese and chickens....garden bench and chairs - wooden - garden hammock, just gone out (to make it rain...)...surrounded by 50 acres of fields full of sheep, lambs and seven horses and 1 shetland pony otherwise known as the little bugger...
:hearty

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Originally Posted by susanwells

..... and 1 shetland pony otherwise known as the little bugger...
:hearty

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...:doh....does it keep mounting you instead? :yikes:

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Originally Posted by susanwells

A maze, four and a half acres of cherry trees just about to bloom, an avenue of poplars, a greenhouse, a ha ha lined with cowslips, a stream ditto and primroses, two pleached hazel tunnels leading to a wood, a lake containing a load of frogs, frogspawn and newts, a field of fritillaries, seventeen Malus trees (crab apple) an avenue of pear trees, a barn, five stables, a swimming pool, a long grass walk of daffodils...lots of hellebores under the other cherry trees, a kitchen garden.. potatoes beans and peas just in....beech trees - haven`t counted - three sheds, one about to collapse,a walnut tree, a holly tree, some garden sculptures of fox, geese and chickens....garden bench and chairs - wooden - garden hammock, just gone out (to make it rain...)...surrounded by 50 acres of fields full of sheep, lambs and seven horses and 1 shetland pony otherwise known as the little bugger...
:hearty

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We can have the Win2Win get together at your place then Susan?:)