"999 Which emergency service do you require, Sir?"
"Police, please. My house is going to be burgled by four scouse kids."
"Are they on the premises now, Sir?"
"No, they're moving in next door."
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"999 Which emergency service do you require, Sir?"
"Police, please. My house is going to be burgled by four scouse kids."
"Are they on the premises now, Sir?"
"No, they're moving in next door."
I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.
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